i own the student council speech

Friday, September 14, 2001, at 01:23PM

By Eric Richardson

I can now say it's official that I own the student council speech. For a while now my speech from last year has been the number one result for the query on google, but now I've found it's also number one on search.aol.com, and number two on search.msn.com.

In unrelated news, I'm the top two results on google if you search for "foot intercourse". I'm not quite sure what to make of the fact that I actually saw that in my referer log.