Sunday, October 17, 1999, at 11:55AM

By Eric Richardson

I'm still debating on which quote I'm going to use for tomorrow. Here are the current front-runners:

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
   -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
   -- Poul Anderson

Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?