stupid farm

Sunday, March 09, 2003, at 03:07AM

By Eric Richardson

Ok, so before I came to USC, I didn't really know anything about Stanford. Then I came here, and started to get acquainted with them. As of right now, I'd just like to make it official that I hate the Cardinal. First off, what's up with that? You're a color, but yet:

(ESPN) tree mascots were out in force -- all five of them attended the game, dancing across the court before the game and during breaks, creating a forest of sorts.

Trees? Where did you get trees? I hate your tree. It's freaky looking. If I was a little kid I would have nightmares after seeing that tree. And yet right now I just sort of look at it in pity.

Poor farm... Thursday night's not looking to be your night in Staples Center. The spaceship that is Jerry Dupree has officially landed, and last year they handed Jerry the deed to Staples Center.

(Update: 2003/03/10) For those of you that have never seen the Stanford tree, I thought this image might let you in a little on the issues the farm has.