that reminds me of a joke...

Thursday, January 15, 2004, at 05:35PM

By Eric Richardson

ESPN's top story image caption after our upset of Arizona:

two score

Wow. That line's so bad, yet so funny, that it reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey... Did you know you've got a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"

The pirate looks at him in that pirate way and says, "Arrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"