Can They Fit Twelve Doctors in One Car?

Sunday, March 20, 2005, at 01:24PM

By Eric Richardson

So yesterday afternoon Kathy and I drove up 17 to the new mall in Myrtle Beach, SC. I bought a pair of Gamecock color Adidas warmup pants (on sale, $25, garnett with three black stripes). It's a nice new mall, with space for two more anchor stores. We walked the length of it, and then on the way back passed a few people huddled by an older lady being attended to on the floor. Especially in the off-season Myrtle Beach has a large retiree population, so I'd imagine this isn't too odd of a sight. But this part was: two of the people attending to her were clowns, in full get-up. That was just a little odd and surreal.